Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Michael Bay diarrhea
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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