Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
