do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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