I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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