he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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