Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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