Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
