with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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