scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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