I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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