Im at strip club and am horny
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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