His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Mom said you looked used
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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