have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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