wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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