Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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