my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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