just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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