Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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