Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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