Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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