we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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