Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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