How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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