You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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