JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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