Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Watching her eat just hurts me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
