do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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