champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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