He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
why is half of my head shaved?
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