Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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