nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
