I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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