i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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