sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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