I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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