Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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