So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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