doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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