And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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