Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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