I got chris browned last night
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
do nipples grow back?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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