Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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