I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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