Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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