I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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