so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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