is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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