How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Your penis caused this!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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