i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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