Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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